Help me worry or help kill me??

Posted: December 1, 2009 in Funnies


Don’t let the worries kill you, there are better options
– Car Crash (R399)
– Plane Crash (R499, plane ticket excluded)
– Gun shot (R5 taxi ride to Joburg)
– Fight with a real life Ninja (R1200)
– Special price on  shark attacks for 1 week only, just R699.00, plus free preacher for your funeral!

Is my sense of humor a bit dark today? I’m sorry!

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Comments
  1. Martin says:

    Where do I pay to fight a ninja?

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